For real speeders, we present our first full face-cupping pair of Pit Vipers, the foam …

Just see what they can do for you. The Optimal Blend of Style & Performance.

Although the sun assaults from above, wind penetrates from all angles.

Pit Viper Sunglasses.

Made for a rugged and outgoing lifestyle. Pairs well with the 1993 2000s, 1993, 1993 Double Wide, and the 1993 Night Shades. Now ain't that sweet, come on in and get your face inside some mirrored neon Pit Viper sunglasses, or unleash your inner Riff Raff with pink Peach Panther Pit Viper Shades (that's what the cool kids are callin' them). The Optimal Blend of Style and Performance.Fluffy, brightly colored scrunchies that won’t tear your hair out like elastic hairbands or the stranger at the bus stop.

They don't want their Pit Vipers sunglasses back. The 90s called. They're generous and they want you to have them, you beautiful person, you. Traditional Pit Vipers buck wind speeds up to 420 kph, but some Pit Viper owners say they need to go faster.